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Deity
First Appearance: Pre-Strip
Name: None, Deity
Age: Infinite
Blood Type: N/A
Powers: All
Desc.: Deity represents the forces of good in the
Nerdz universe. Deity is not the biblical god
although he may act that way sometimes. Deity is
a being who is all-powerful but amidst other
beings with an infinite supply of power even an
infinite amount is not enough. Deity is
responsible for setting all the balls in motion
including the creation of Satan as a fleshed out
being and various lower-level demon henchmen for
Satan.
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Evil Personified
First Appearance: The Seventh
Day
Name: "Satan"
Age: Infinite minus a wee bit
Blood Type: N/A
Powers: Wish granting, Shape shifting, Telepathy,
Organization, Pyrokinesis, Abililty to be
unaffected by environment.
Desc.: Just as Deity is not the bibilcal god,
Satan is not the bilblical Satan. His motivations
are small and unambitious. Just as postitive and
negative electricity is present in the universe,
so are good and evil. Rather than let evil be a
free-floating scourge, Deity created Satan the
embodiment of evil. Satan ultimately became
lonely when it turned out most of his demon
henchmen were idiots. After the failure of his
family-style Bar & Grill sometime before
sentient life, Satan decided to grant wishes in
exchange for human souls. He could use these
souls to perpetrate evil and as his evil spread,
the nowrm would continue to drop allowing him to
became "one of the guys." For some
reason Deity has not attempted to affect these
planns in thousands of years.
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Protagonist
First Appearance: "Psycho
Sid" goes Wild
Name: None, Protagonist, Unnamed Protagonist,
Vick McMahan, Groo the Wanderer
Age: 15-40?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Unknown. Shows small bouts of anger.
Desc.: All that's known about the
protagonist is that he watches lots of television.
It doesn't seem to have dulled his intelligence
any... miraculously. Although it doesn't seem
that way, the future IceBreaker promotional art (Aug.
1st) proves that the Protagonist can get out of
his leather recliner. He doesn't like leather
recliners. Too bad.
He's watches an awful lot of television, but
doesn't seem to enjoy it much. At one point in
time, he was the head booker of a backyard
wrestling federation. At another he needed a
haircut. Yet again, it seems that he has some
sort of job. Oh, what a twisted web I've weaved!
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The Villain
First Appearance: Never trust
those pricing guys.
Name: Unknown.
Age: 30-50?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Smooth talker, Shape-shifter?, electrical
discharge from the horns
Desc.: The villain seems to have some master plan
that relates to television. He also wears lots of
green. At the end of his first run, he started
speaking in an archaic manner.
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Little Old Lady Who Doesn't
Reside in Pasadena
First Appearance: Never trust
those pricing guys.
Name: Agnes De LaRutho
Age: Really old... 70+
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Blue hair... Well, bluish-grey
Desc.: She's just a batty old lady. She did show
up to see Erik get his spine crushed though.
Interesting...?
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Once and Future Sidekick
First Appearance: The Death
of "Lucky" Erik
Name: Unlucky Erik nee Lucky Erik, the Masked
Eric
Age: 15-40?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Ability to calmly withstand the impact of
a falling anvil. It still hurts. Also holiday
related falling object mishap seems to BEFALL him.
Get it?
Desc.: Used to live in an urban area. Was
extremely talented and lucky in all endeavors
until he pulled a string to change his luck. Now
searching for a way to free himself from this
curse.
He signed up as one of the first wrestlers in the
Unnamed Protagonist's wrestling federation. He
also appears to have a similar job.
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Superb Lackey\Salesman
First Appearance: Santa gets
one too.
Name: Satan's Little Helper
Age: Unknown but Undoubtedly Large
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Removable horns and facial hair. Ability
to control chair? Wish-granting ability may go
through Satan.
Desc.: His job is to be the door-to-door
representative of Satan. Give that Satan's
success is inevitably assured he doesn't need to
visit every schmoe. Although, SLH is a great
bargainer he also has a soft spot for the humans
as they ultimately descend to his rank.
He has some sort of relationship with the home
base that allows him to get products.
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4-Eyed Fire-Enveloped By-stander
First Appearance: Shrinky-dink
Shaq
Name: Unknwon
Age: Unknown
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: That weird force-field thing. The ability
to show up in the bottom panel?
Desc.: He has a beard and glasses. He also
watches (a?) Lakers game(s?)
In addition one (or two) of him are responsible
for firing a dog from Sirius at Erik.
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The Stupid Hippie
First Appearance: I thought I....
Name: Unknown.
Age: 20-50?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Cowardice... Hey, it gets me out of lots
of potential problems.
Desc.: This is a brown-haired man wearing a
leather jacket and a headband. He is trying to
honor Native Americans, but is too ignorant of
their practices to accomplish anything. He is
also a washed-up one-liner. Look out for his
treacherous Poison Sting (-15HP!) OK... That last
part's made up.
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The Hillbilly
First Appearance: Dragon Ball
Z is an action cartoon!?
Name: Chuck, Chuck the Trucker
Age: 25-45?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Ability to wear mohawk without being in
the 80's or a Native American that follows tribal
tradition on hairstyle, Ability to watch Dragon
Ball Z without exploding or self-disemboweling.
Desc.: He wears a plaid shirt. He also has a
terrible fixation for dried fruit. He's one of
the few "fat" characters in the strip.
Not much is known about him other than the fact
that he's obviously frightening for the plaid,
the DBZ, AND the dried fruit.
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The Rap Druid
First Appearance: The New
Prune
Name: Unknown
Age: 50-150?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Loss of several fingers, some sort of rap-based
talent which is more of an un-talent, fear-inducing
decrepity.
Desc.: An old bearded man short teeth and fingers
remains dressed in a brown hooded cloak. He used
to be a popular musician but now writes rap
".music.". He has very few friends as
he is always in the dark working and loves
visitors.
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The Humanist
First Appearance: Let the
lice eat cake!
Name: Unknown
Age: 15-30?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Haircutting and small-talking linked to
narcopathy.
Desc.: Not much is known about this barber or why
she is a barber other than that she is a good
barber with the exception of her inability to
simply cut someone's hair without having a thirty-minute
oddly one-sided discussion on the weather.
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The General
First Appearance: Tax Hike
Name: Marshal Hakkingkoph
Age: 40-60?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Gruff redtape cutting, paper signing
Desc.: The Marshal is in charge of some division
somewhere and is partly captive of his job while
also holding others captive with his
administrative powers. Darn. That should have
gone up there.
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The Scientist
First Appearance: Timely's
rolling over in its grave.
Name: Unknown
Age: 20-40?
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Acronym creation, general smartiness like
a Spree
Desc.: He seems to enjoy the company of his co-workers
and science but unlike Dexter it looks like he
doesn't enjoy the job or the military presence.
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The Cute Puppy-Wuppy
First Appearance: Crazy
Things
Name: Woofles
Age: How should I know? I'm going to have to
friggin' multiply by seven.
Blood Type: Unknown
Powers: Contrary to popular belief Woofles cannot
withstand space flight himself. The burlap sack
is thousands of times safer than the average
American space capsule.
Desc.: He's pug-ugly because he's a pug. I lost
the concept art. What can I say? Also, he hates
Pokémon. He's like an adult person but with four
legs!
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